Elton John walks in to a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to draw a Rolls Royce on his d!ck, the tattoo artist turns round and says, "are you sure you dont want a land rover..cause of all the sh!t thats gonna get on it"
(im not homophobic btw, or hate elton john)
2007-03-15 05:43:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but wrong lol
2007-03-15 05:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a Land Rover saying..."Keep the oily side down." Maybe Sir Elton should go with the Rover tat. hee hee.
2007-03-16 18:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Andy W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
I am homophobic and hate Elton John Doubley..
Good one.
2007-03-15 07:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by kent j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I like this one!
Got any more????
I'm not homophobic either, can't say I hate Elton John but can't say I'm too keen on him either!
2007-03-15 05:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by Up-side-down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol in the starting up i idea this replaced into going to be a funny tale about Tom Cruise. nicely eventhough that's gross because that's about Necrophilia that's nevertheless humorous because of "buried" bit.
2016-12-02 01:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA! Elton John here's your grammy!
2007-03-15 06:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross and not funny its not that i don't like the joke cause its about homos or elton john i just dont think its funny
2007-03-15 05:58:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sensational.
2007-03-15 06:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-03-15 05:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's funny
2007-03-15 05:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋