do u kno any good jokes?
2007-03-15 05:39:42 · 9 answers · asked by kiwi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said,"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
or
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
Started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her Boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him into her apartment and shows him the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a Tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....he sighed
Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.....
2007-03-15 06:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ắpriℓ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who is the smarter sex?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police
2007-03-15 12:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by awana 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An indian boy goes on vacation, camping, with his white friends family... when they arrive, he needs to go to the bathroom. He begins to walk into the woods. his friend tells him that they use an outhouse ... so he goes over to the outhouse, but falls in...
a couple days later his friend finds him stuck in the bottom of the hole... he asks "how long have you been down there?!"
.............
the indian boy replies "many moons"
2007-03-15 12:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Senssational.
2007-03-15 13:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by webcop33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the dodo cross the road?
To jump back in the A S S
(originally thought by me)
2007-03-15 13:08:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jeffrey C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Winnie Mandella goes to the doctors.
"I've got a sore throat" she says.
"O.K. take all your clothes off, get down on all fours, and go over into that corner" says the doc.
"now go over into that corner" he says.
"and finally that corner" he says pointing across the room.
"O.K. now get dressed, while I write you a prescription for some antibiotics."
"But what did you get me to do that for doctor?" says Winnie.
"Oh I'm having a black leather sofa delivered later and I'm not sure where to put it!"
2007-03-15 12:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
A magician has cunning feats and stunts...
2007-03-15 12:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soooo fat she takes aspirin with mayonnaise
2007-03-15 12:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awana...that s simply superb....
2007-03-15 12:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by cool 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋