we've got the chavs round for dinner this week, i dont want to waste the time, money or effort on a culinary delight, i dont think they would appreciate it. i was thinking along the lines of garlic bead for starters (the frozen variety) a main consisting of waffles (birdseye) chicken nuggets(tesco value range) and beans (morrisons no frills 8 tins for a pound) with fruit cocktail(tinned) with some whipped cream(canned) for desert.................... any better ideas welcomed
2007-03-15 05:37:51 · 40 answers · asked by HERBS 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
why bother having them over - meet them at McDonald's and spring for a Happy Meal....
2007-03-15 05:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by tracymoo 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
London is South ...there are various of Chav's in London lol .. & ofc you'll not get a most suitable relatives from everywhere in England on Jeremy Kyle! the those that you aspect out look this manner of human beings that truly do no longer care about what you or everyone else imagine, they're not in any respect going to regulate for everyone and follow one yet another like dirty sheep. I hate human beings like this and that i also hate that it truly is the effect that different places have human beings .. in spite of the undeniable fact that that's going to not in any respect replace ..,they're only commoners .. they prefer being undemanding and performance no purpose of ever replacing that actuality -.-
2016-12-02 01:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, some people just don't get this do they?!
I think you should start with some tesco value crab-flavour fish sticks. Leave them in the little individual wrapping, trying to get it off will entertain them for ages.
Main course should be bird's eye savory pancakes, tinned sweetcord and instant mash (whatever you do don't add butter or milk to it) and for pudding they can each have their own individual tin of fruitini, out of the tin obviously.
It can all be washed down with several bottles of Thunderbird.
2007-03-15 10:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by KB 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I can't think of a meal superior to that you have already suggested. In fact, I almost wish I was coming around to eat it too. No, you won't top that so don't try.
Except my dad buys tins of this sort nasty "chopped pork ham" from Morrison's that he scoops out and gives to the dog as a welcome break from dog food. It's basically hooves and eyelids from anything that had four legs once upon a time - bound together with gristle and slimy fat. I even like that and often beat the dog to it. Yum.
2007-03-16 07:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Si73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Are you serious? Are these people enemies of yours? I agree, why bother having them over if you plan on feeding them that mixed up meal? Why don't you just buy a couple rotisserie-style chickens from your local grocery store and make a couple of simple sides, ( canned corn, and instant mashed potatoes) and a bagged or pre-made salad. For dessert, ice cream or store-bought pie or cake. I mean, come on....make a half decent meal at least.
If not that.......LIE!!! Cancel the dinner and tell them there's been a family emergency that you must tend to.....LOL!
2007-03-15 06:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by Common_Sense2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont be like that chavs are people too, just do what you would normally have for tea and just do extra, to make it extra special have fake burberry napkins, swop your chefs hat for a baseball cap, dont light any candles as shell suits are highly flammable for after dinner games you could play guess the weight of my soveriegn or guess the crime that my family and friends are inside for. Only Joking!!!
2007-03-15 23:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by bez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Garlic bread fine, I would suggest 2 or 3 lasagne's (Tesco or Sainsbury's Basic Range) just to make it extra special.
And tinned pears always goes down well.
2007-03-15 05:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Catwoman that chips and curry sauce would be very well received.
Don't forget the Tennants Super Lager and Lambert and Butlers though.
For pudding try deep fried Curly Wurlys. Mmmmmm.
2007-03-15 06:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can feed a family of six for under a fiver if you shop at Iceland. Loads of frozen pizza's, smiley faces potato shapes,alphabeti spaghettti (they always find trying to spell a rude word amusing) and artic roll for pudding.
2007-03-16 17:04:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got to head for Iceland Bruv! 3 for 2 pot noodles and Sara Lee desert
2007-03-15 13:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by SAcat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just give em beans on toast if you put some cheese on they will think theyve gone to the ritz!!
you can make loadsa things with the money you would have spent on crap fake food
you can't serve garlic bread with waffles and nuggets!!!
How about doing a big spag bol its cheap and cheerful ( probably cheaper than what your buying) mince onion sauce and spaghetti...serve it with the garlic bread and bobs your uncle
2007-03-15 05:44:39 · answer #11 · answered by tweetypie771 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋