I dont have enough money to buy a car so how can i be sure that i dont catch it when i ride the subway?
2007-03-15 05:36:39 · 12 answers · asked by Dave F 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
You guys are crule. My wife is in love with me and would never do that. Is it possible she got the gonorhea some where else? Maybe she got a scratch on the subway?
2007-03-15 05:55:23 · update #1
as long as your pants are up, don't worry
2007-03-15 05:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by duster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give your wife some credit; she was obviously given the choice between voluntary and involuntary submission and she chose to volunteer her goodies. You shoul clap about her wise decision.
As far as you not catching it; don't wear short dresses when riding the subways any more. Simple
2007-03-15 07:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.wrap your body in plastic wrap (from neck to feet) before entering the subway
2.carry lysol (or any antibacterial spray) and drench the subway seats before sitting.
3.anyone who tries to sit near you, spray their butt and groin area immediately (no time to ask for permission!)
4.be nice to your wife, others will think that she has cheated but YOU will know the truth.
good luck!
2007-03-15 05:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by CharlotteDenee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she sit naked on a naked mans lap on the subway ? I would move to the couch or a different place.
2007-03-15 05:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by david d 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in the tooth fairy too?
Whom did she meet on the subway?
2007-03-15 05:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably got it in a swimming pool like MY wife did.
(if you believe EITHER story, I feel pity for you)
2007-03-15 14:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Trump 2020 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up Dave , you are being played for a fool .
2007-03-15 07:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by sterling m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you believe this, there is no protection out there for you.
2007-03-15 05:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really hope this is a joke.
If it isn't i feel very sorry for you.
2007-03-15 05:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, she didn't. She is having sex with someone else. Ask any doctor, then dump her.
2007-03-15 05:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just be careful and try wearing thick clothing. also try to file a complaint.
2007-03-15 05:56:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋