um, it happened to 'a friend'
2007-03-15 05:16:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Cut off your underwear and bury them in the hole they dug for your cousin.
2007-03-15 06:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Wayne 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
... that would indicate a bowel malfunction and such things are really expected during such stressful events as a funeral. Bodily functions have a mind of their own when we grieve, get excited or burst out in laughter. Mature people are aware of this and should be sympathetic to your overwroght emotions. It is not cause for ridicule nor personal shame.
Excuse yourself as you would in any other situation involving mixed company - solemn occasion or not.
2007-03-15 13:35:42 · answer #2 · answered by amishpantry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume that an "f" should go where the "sh" is. Or maybe shart is a new word for a really bad fart. If you made some noise, just say excuse me. If it was a silent one but really bad, you might also say excuse me or sorry (especially if indoors).
2007-03-15 12:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Santa C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for the answerer up top: shart is when you poop and fart at the same time. grin and nod but make a quick exit.
2007-03-15 12:31:22 · answer #4 · answered by doomonyou! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha LoL, ughh, hope you had some clean underwear and pants to change into, hope that doesn't happen too often or you might need some adult diapers, "a friend" huh just admit you did it
2007-03-15 13:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by lucasone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um... shart? Is that like a fart? I'd just deny everything and look around at everyone else!
2007-03-15 12:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ignore it, it is about the funeral and your cousin.
2007-03-15 13:22:06 · answer #7 · answered by Rowena 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need more help than I am able to give you in the etiquette arena!
2007-03-15 13:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no excuse yourself and clean up
2007-03-15 13:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by cherry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww go change your underwear.
2007-03-15 13:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋