There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.
The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"No, it's not that." the man replied, "Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener."
2007-03-15 05:11:30 · 16 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man was really sobbing now, "I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
2007-03-15 05:11:56 · update #1
curiosity killed the cat...........................
never touch what's not yours
2007-03-15 05:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-03-15 05:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-15 05:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! a clean joke, and yet dark at the same time! well done!
2007-03-15 05:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Balaboo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That was great!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
:o)
2007-03-15 05:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great punchline I wasn't expecting that
2007-03-15 08:52:21 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-03-15 07:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah well crap happens
2007-03-15 05:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by kissaled 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol surprise ending!
2007-03-15 05:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaahhh that was funny LOL
2007-03-15 05:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow lol that was good
2007-03-15 05:15:03 · answer #11 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋