A man once wanted to buy a donkey. Well after a long search he found sombody selling a donkey. But when he went to see the donkey the seller said "Sir you must understand, this is a religious donkey. It only moves when you say hallejeuhya and it stops only when you say Amen" So thje guy got on the dokey and said "hallejeuhya" and the donkey started walking, well after about 15 mins the guy said "amen" and the donkey stopped. The man said "Il buy him" then he took his brand new donkey home.
well the man haddn't ridden the donkey in four years so one day he decides to rid eht donkey. when he gets on he cannot remember what to say. Finally he says "hallejeuhya" and the donkey takes off like a shot. The man notices that the donkey is running right towards a big cliff edge. Scared for his life the guy desperatly says everyword he can think off to tell the donkey to stop, but he cannot remember what to say. Finally he says "O Lord, please grant me wisdom and reveil to me the word to say"
2007-03-15 05:09:08 · 12 answers · asked by Remnant 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"O lord please tell me the word, Amen" and immediatly the donkey stopped right on the edge of the cliff. The guy immediatly cried O hallejeuhya!!
2007-03-15 05:09:56 · update #1
Aaaw! Man!! LOL.....Hahaha!
Great Joke!
2007-03-18 02:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have joke like this one, would you like to hear it?
If you dont ...i dont care...here it is anyways:
there was this man and he was in the desert and he finally saw a house and he got up to the front step and collapsed and the man that lived there was a missionary and so couple days later after the kind missionary nursed him back to hydration, the man asked him where was the nearest town was the missionary said it was just a couple of miles so he goes out the back door and sees the mans horse so he asked if he could use it; he says yes but this horse is special to make him go you say 'praise god', to make him stop you say 'amen'. so he gets on the horse and says 'praise god praise god praise god' so the horse starts to trot the man gets brave and says 'praise god praise god praise god praise god' so the horse starts to gallop and the man sees a cliff up ahead and he says 'whoa' atop hill then he remembers and he says 'amen' well the horse stopped 4 inches from the cliff the man leans back in the saddle, wipes his head, and says 'praise god'. Hahaha
2007-03-15 12:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha good one
2007-03-15 12:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-15 18:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO...nice one
2007-03-15 14:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anton M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude , you messed it up, happy's was better...sorry
2007-03-15 12:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha...ha...thanks for telling me that.LOL!!!!!
2007-03-15 12:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Ri. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny !!!!
2007-03-15 12:30:07 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great yaar......
2007-03-15 12:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by cool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol ............................hallejeuhya
2007-03-15 12:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋