A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!"
She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2007-03-15 05:07:25 · 12 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was soooooooooooooooooo funny u should be a comedian some day!
2007-03-15 07:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Shirley V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-15 05:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the unhappy and painful actuality about steroid use. they could strengthen different muscle tissue yet, the middle and the biggest muscle in a guy's existence they damage,damage ,destttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrr... bear in options women because the guy with the small penis suggested" that's in undemanding words a touch prick, it may't damage you.
2016-12-02 01:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.Incidently how did Kunaki know about big men and small fuses was it the size of their feet
2007-03-15 05:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's true most guys with big bodies have really small fuse
2007-03-15 05:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a knee slapper
*slaps knee*
2007-03-15 05:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha perfect! funny lol
2007-03-15 05:36:10 · answer #7 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-15 05:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious
2007-03-15 05:38:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha!! thats funny ill give it *****
2007-03-15 05:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋