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"Sure, I'd love to go kill strangers while wearing a uniform, but unfortunately I'm gay. See you later."

2007-03-15 05:04:53 · 8 answers · asked by Studbolt Slickrock Deux 4 in Politics & Government Military

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You may have to prove you are Gay. They may make you go to a Young Republicans meeting and get in the butt pyramid

2007-03-15 05:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

That's exactly how you'd beat the draft! Go into the induction center in a wedding gown, with a victoria's secret bra and thong panty set underneath, and loudly proclaim to every man there that you are extremely gay, and have an intense desire to have sex with other men!

You'll either get released from military service - or invited to an 'invitation only' two man party with General Peter Pace!!!

2007-03-15 12:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably. The policy is labeled: "Don't ask, don't tell." If you volunteer the information then you have violated Military Regulations.

However, it is not likely there will be a draft. The USA would have to be actively facing a military foe such as China.

2007-03-15 12:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kirby 1 · 0 1

No they will have to be recruited into a special forces group. They will integrate well with the locals, especially on man love Fridays..

2007-03-15 12:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by this_takes_awhile 3 · 2 0

Absolutely not. Don't you remember the whole "Gays in the Military" campaign? Thank Clinton for that one.

2007-03-15 14:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by cami 3 · 0 0

It would unless you go into the Chair Force.

2007-03-15 13:00:33 · answer #6 · answered by EB 2 · 0 0

Have you volunteered for the military? if you haven't don't go around bashing gays, especially since there are plenty who have.

2007-03-15 12:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by squeegie 3 · 0 1

No -- it is the old way.

2007-03-15 12:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0 1

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