A couple of tramps call at a country mansion looking for food. The lady of the house says "You can earn your food. I have a very important picnic party today so I want you two to be seen chopping logs as if you are my regular staff."
The picnic is in full swing when one of the tramps starts dancing all over the place, summersaults, cartwheels, the lot.
The picnic finishes and the other tramp goes for the wages. The lady of the house speaks earnestly to him .and he goes back to his mate and says," She wants to know if you'll cut another two toes off next week at a birthday party".
2007-03-15 04:58:32 · 4 answers · asked by fatles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about this one, I'm tired ! I'm off to bed because it's gone midnight where I live.
2007-03-15 05:07:39 · update #1
cool..........
good night................
cheers
"marrying is like buying a wine shop when all you want is a bottle of beer"
2007-03-15 22:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The Poor Guy........ and a Heartless Lady!
2007-03-18 09:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok
2007-03-15 12:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh........
2007-03-15 12:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋