One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping."Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil & jabbed her in the rear."God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" & continued teaching her class. A little later, the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Mary Margaret didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue & stuck Mary Margaret in the butt."Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret & the Nun once again said, "Very good," & Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun eventually asked her a 3rd question ... "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time, Mary Margaret jumped up & shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" .......The nun fainted.
2007-03-15 04:29:14 · 6 answers · asked by Feline05 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one I have been in need of a good laugh all morning thanks
2007-03-15 04:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by dinkylynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I recommend getting rid of the line "The nun fainted"
2007-03-15 11:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it b4 but still awesome funny!!!!!
2007-03-15 11:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic. LOL.
2007-03-18 09:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is so darn funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-03-15 11:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it lol, thanks
2007-03-15 11:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋