A man is sitting in his office when he gets a phone call from his next door neighbour. He says" Hey mate, I'm really sorry to give you the bad news but your wife has just been found in the back garden, she's hanged herself on the washing line".
The guy says"Oh god that's awful, oh dear, oh dear".
The neighbour says " You're a good neighbour, is there anything I can do to help?".
The guy says"Oh thanks a lot ,you're really kind.I'm going to the match, if it starts to rain could you take her in?".
2007-03-15 04:25:50 · 15 answers · asked by fatles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats horrid,
but soooo funny
so i forgive u
xxx
2007-03-15 04:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 OUT OF 10
2007-03-15 04:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doesn`t look like he needs her round!!!!!! Wow that replaced into soooo humorous I basically kept screaming in my head LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!! That replaced into tooooo humorous! I`ll ought to grant you a action picture star!!!
2016-12-02 01:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now thats an uncaring person
2007-03-15 04:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke i ever heard,but i think the man has a psycological problem
2007-03-15 04:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by chinasa c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
That's the happy widowman!
Cruel, but so funny!
2007-03-15 04:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, did u make it up?
2007-03-15 06:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Geo6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4that isnt a ? its a statment
2007-03-15 04:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by caro72LiveLoveBHappiBCuriousXoXo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not nice
2007-03-15 04:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol best joke i've heard today!!
2007-03-15 04:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋