I went out with a girl I had fancied for ages and we'd been flirting without going out for months. I thought we'd had a great night so I bought some condoms. As we got up to leave the restaurant she dropped her phone, I bent down to get it and the condoms dropped out. "Not tonight" was the last she said to me for months.
2007-03-15 04:25:21
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answered by chillipope 7
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I met a guy and we went for dinner we were having a nice time we went to the movies, he removed Mr. penis from his pants because he wanted us to meet right away. I got up and left, he called later that evening to ask why I left. Needless to say this was the first and last date with this nut!
2007-03-15 11:30:35
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answered by Eyes of Green 6
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I met a guy on the friday, he arranged to meet me the next day so i went to the pub saw this guy on his own walked straight to him and started chatting, we spent the evening together then as i was gettin in my taxi i said i' had a gud time he said he had too, but didnt have clue who i was and wasnt even in the pub the night before
2007-03-15 11:22:58
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answered by nesta 2
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i went out for drinks with this one guy and he seemed really nice at first then he completely changed into a complete prick after two drinks !! he was like " your ******* fit" ahhh i love ur ****" then to make it worse when i made an excuse to leave he started shouting oh i want to bone u so hard!!" everyone was looking i was soo embarrsed!! couple months after saw him out in town again got with his mate been with him 3 years now :D
2007-03-15 11:20:26
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answered by Anonymous
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the last time i went on a date i had the tag on the back of my top and i couldnt reach it so i had to ask the lad to take it off for me! hee hee x
2007-03-15 11:19:15
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answered by princess 3
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Okay, that's not really very funny at all. It's just an 'eh' moment. Here is something that is genuinely funny. I went out on a date with a girl once - and guess what? She didn't even realise it was a date, so it didn't turn into anything. How is this funny? Because it was a joke on me. That, my friend, is what you call a funny first date.
2007-03-15 11:20:40
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answered by Anonymous
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I got all periods on my pants and had to hide it with my tshirt. It was sick and I had a bad time with it. Glad I am more wiser now. He loves me and loved me for 10 years so its alright. Hehehe
2007-03-18 07:19:04
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answered by MafiaGal 4
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he asked me to meet him inside one of the train stations and we headed back to the interchange, where we had our dinner. then he bought me to a park, and talk about his feelings towards me. i was very shy at that time and gave him lots of indirect answers, but were really indirect. he thought i'm trying to avoid the topic but actually i'm not
2007-03-15 11:23:08
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answered by Ashlyn Ash 3
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