2007-03-15 04:11:33 · 7 answers · asked by lowroad 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I just won the C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence! WOO!
2007-03-15 05:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Rio Madeira 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure:
Hospitals around the world today are reporting that every patient in their critical care and terminal wards got up this morning in perfect health and went home.
Here in America, a group of the nation's richest citizens has announced plans to donate funding for housing, food, education, health care, and job training for the world's poor, left-behind, and forgotten.
And, on a final note, it has been announced that the planet's crime rate is at a record breaking low of zero, a cure has been found for all terminal illnesses, world peace broke out this morning, and scientists have discovered a way to make every geographical area in the world conducive to farming.
Join us this evening for an update on everyone who is happier, healthier, and more accepting of those they share this planet with.
2007-03-15 04:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the world leaders suddenly became intelligent, insightful, caring, concerned members of the world and are putting their petty differences aside to promote world peace and good will towards all mankind.
2007-03-15 04:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by Quix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just hit the lottery and banged some playmates.
2007-03-15 04:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what i slept with Angelia Jolie last nite, and she does blow.
2007-03-15 04:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by terryodell42 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am going to pass this english test
2007-03-15 04:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by Brandi S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just got laid!
2007-03-15 04:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by LawDude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋