Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become like "Picasso".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire... any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these!"
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating....."
2007-03-15 04:02:58 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahha that's so funny! i thought it was gonna be one of those dumb jokes but it actually was realy funny! :-) LOVE IT givin you a star!
2007-03-15 04:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-15 05:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by hot_kokoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! What an idiot!! Oh yeah, he's gonna definitely be somebody's honey in there!!
2007-03-15 04:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-15 04:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Misery 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super funny!
2007-03-15 04:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by _Mexican_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. tsk! tsk! tsk! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-15 04:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
2007-03-15 04:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-15 04:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-15 04:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by ~ T a y l ♥ r ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋