A woman looks in the wardrobe mirror and bursts into tears. The husband says '' whats wrong?". She says " Every time I look in the mirror I se a fat ugly old woman. Please tell me something good about me". He says "You've got perfect eyesight".
The man says to his wife "That guy in number 22 says he's made love to every woman in this street except one". The wife thinks for a minute and says "I bet it's that snotty cow from number 14".
I'm not saying my wife's ugly but when she was born the midwife slapped her mother.
She said "Do you think I should have a face lift?".
I said "They haven't got a crane big enough".
2007-03-15 03:54:35 · 10 answers · asked by fatles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good.
really enjoyed reading those.
xxx
2007-03-15 03:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 21:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 x
2007-03-15 03:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! I wouldn't want to be the woman in those jokes. They are funny!
2007-03-15 04:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good the old ones are the best
2007-03-15 05:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad all that mind the old ones are the best
2007-03-15 03:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad x
2007-03-15 04:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2007-03-19 00:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!awesome!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 04:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.................and you're still living! LOL.
tsk! tsk! tsk!
2007-03-18 02:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋