2007-03-15 03:18:00 · 7 answers · asked by real illuminati(Matt) 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like to just shove the whole thing in my mouth all at once. Interestingly I am an atheist... It could be that in keeping with my belief that life is all there is, I like to get all the pleasure I can as fast a I can in order to not miss out.. I mean, If whilst taking a bite of the cup, I die.. I miss out on the rest of the cup.. That would be terrible... Thus the shoving of said cup.
Okay, Heres my rundown.
Catholics - Small nibbles followed by intense guilt, Confession, and more nibbles.
Baptists - Eaten however they choose, So long as its dipped in water.
Pentecostals - Eaten whilst Talking in tongues.
Buddhists - Eaten fast, Knowing it shall return.
Hindu's - Eaten into the shape of a cow, And then worshipped.
Islam - We don't eat the chocolate of infidels! AIAIAiAIAIAiAI!
Pagans - Eaten in the name of Odin. As an aside, I just picked a random God, For all you non asatru Pagans, please replace Odin with a God of your chosing.
Wiccans - The dual nature of the Cup represents our lord and lady, And thus is perfect.
Pastafarians - Eaten like a true Pirate.
Discordians - FNORD!
Subgenius - Eaten for $30, Or triple your money back.
Dang, I could go on forever.. But I've offended enough people already. This was the most awesome question ever. Thankyou.
2007-03-15 03:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Corrupted_Virtue 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Slowly, savoring every bite. No not really, but I do supposed you could take it that I see one of the goals of life is to enjoy life.
Lol-to the poster above me Corrupted Virture... I think you meant to say Asatru, not Pagans eat the peanut butter cup in the name of Odin. Not all Pagans worship Odin.
2007-03-15 10:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expose it to mild heat to melt the chocolate off the peanut butter, eat the peanut butter with its lingering, subdued amount of chocolate, then resolidify the melted-off chocolate and eat it separately.
2007-03-15 10:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just work from one end t the other. No it doesn't. Though I would suppose that Jesus probably eats them middle out.
2007-03-15 10:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't eat them at all. peanuts harm so many people so how can we truly believe that anyone is immune to their wrath...maybe it won't affect you now, but all that arsenic builds up in your system over time...can't be good for you at all
2007-03-15 10:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is that suppose to mean?
2007-03-15 10:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Stylegirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah...it's like communion...
whole thing, all at once.
2007-03-15 10:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋