2007-03-15 03:10:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because I want to expose the silliest aspects of Mormonism so that people don't join.
2007-03-15 03:14:28 · update #1
Yeah, but Mormons are annoying, and cultish. I'm doing people a favor. It's called altruism.
2007-03-15 03:19:10 · update #2
First of all, it is spelled Kolob.... and it is in reference to a star in the Heavens... but as for you trying to keep others from joining the church due to some so called "silliness" then I guess that is your own choice... but will not necessarily make it happen... If someone is converted to the gospel, nothing or no one can stop them! Even Satan keeps trying but not always succeeding... maybe you should concentrate on your own beliefs and not worry about everyone else!
2007-03-15 03:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by MaggieO 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If your atheist why do you care?
Why do you care if people don't join. If your truly an atheist you don't believe in an afterlife and if people believed in something it wouldn't really matter what it was. It could be God or a jar of peanut butter. Both people place faith in something, but if there is truly no afterlife then it wouldn't matter what people believed.
Whatever floats your boat. I think you are just wasting your time and points. Peace.
2007-03-15 03:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by R Worth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elohim, lives on a far far far away planet called Kolab and he lives there with his many goddess wives and they have some kind of celestial sex and produce spirit children that is who we are. We are their spirit children in other words we are like embryonic gods. It is our job to have lots and lots of sex oh oh I mean children and bring as many as we possibly can into the world so all our embryonic god brothers and sisters can get here and eventually we can grow up into gods ourselves.
And Missy is right but they don't call it the Mafia they are Dananites or Avenging angels and they will cut your throat from ear to ear and disembowel you.
2007-03-15 03:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's not important per se, but only for the fact that it is the closest place to God we have a name for. And, being close to God sounds like a good thing.
2007-03-15 05:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by straightup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! You keep at them and you'll end up on the Mormon Mafia hit list...Yes, there really is a Mormon Mafia.
2007-03-15 03:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by Missy 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋