Try your real name...they would never suspect!
Husband: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Boyfriend: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
C/W boyfriend: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Mailman: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Meter reader: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Nieghbor kid: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Crossing guard: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
UPS guy: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Fed Ex guy: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
DHL guy: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
Weirdo that wanders up and down the street peeking in windows: Is this YOUR personal ad?
You: Right! Like I'd put a personal ad with my REAL name! DUH!
2007-03-15 03:06:52
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answered by a kinder, gentler me 7
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If you are really interested in meeting other men for fun you can try the Yahoo personals, and there are also some adult friend finder sites that you can try, if this is the lifestyle you want to live. If your attractive, just go to some bar away from where you live and wear some very revealing clothes and you'll get several guys willing to help you have fun.
However, you may also want to be honest with your husband and let him know how you feel. He may want to have some fun too when you get larger and since you don't seem to feel that it is wrong to play then you shouldn't mind if you husband has the same kind of fun. If he feels the same way you both could get involve in with some swinging groups.
If you do join one of the groups you might use the "name" in.d.oven.
2007-03-15 03:49:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Here is the best advice you could receive.
Wait 7 more months to have the baby. Give the baby up for adoption to a family that actually has any brains (any would be more than you).
Then, run as fast as you can into oncoming traffic...preferably a bus.
GOOD LUCK!
2007-03-15 03:04:56
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answered by Amber Ann 3
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You do realize that most people reading this board (speaking English courtesy of Protestantism) have, at least nominally, ascribed to the belief of "proprietary" monogamy where one person essentially owns the sexuality of their spouse and, therefore, your post implying that you do not ascribe to this ownership ideal irks people because they see it as cheating in both a general sense (cheating the nice arrangements people make and rely on) and the specific sexual sense?
This is why all the hostility.
On a more broad sense, perhaps what you need, instead of a personal ad, is advice on how to become self sufficient and be able to support yourself totally solo and how to get a nice, quiet divorce.
2007-03-15 03:12:04
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answer #4
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answered by Deathbunny 5
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no longer if she does not supply her consent. she must be very angered with you for doing some thing like this for countless motives, no longer the least of which she will have the skill to be caught off shield. does she choose a boyfriend, is she too afraid as much as now, or project out and communicate over with men? she must be socially handicapped and not comprehend the thank you to circulate approximately getting a boyfriend and it could be like shoving her into oncoming site visitors. i comprehend i do unlike shocked and that i do unlike all and sundry taking part in cupid for me. do no longer think of it extremely is this sort of competent concept. perhaps you may ask her how she might sense in case you have been to set her up for a date and take it from there. some people do unlike or can no longer take care of surprises. think of--in case you have been to do some thing like this, you ought to three unsavory persons to touch her and he or she ought to get harm. do no longer do it. i want you the perfect and her besides
2016-10-02 04:06:38
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answered by kosmoski 4
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dont listen to akk those mean awnsers listen to this one id say that yahoo personals whould be great to meet singles just be safe for preditors and have fun 75 percent of male cosmo readers would have sex from 1 day- 7 months pregnacy
2007-03-15 03:05:11
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answered by leeann h 2
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Sue Dinym.
2007-03-15 03:02:23
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answered by MBE 2
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Boo, what a horrible thing to do. Hey, if you want to sleep around, fine, but why put your baby through it. And if you want a good name, how about Easy.
2007-03-15 03:03:09
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answered by Anonymous
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r u feeling alright in the head or is it just all these "hormones" from ur "pregnancy" if u r for real might i suggest a title for your personal ads....wanna catch an STD try me 4 free
2007-03-15 03:02:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Excellent question!
Possible names might be:
"cheatinho"
"jerryspringersnextguest"
"seemeonCOPSfridaynite"
These are just some thoughts - I look forward to responding to your ad.
2007-03-15 03:01:48
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answered by Skeezix 5
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You said vows to your hubby. Maybe you should take that into consideration. How would you feel is he snuck around on you?
2007-03-15 03:04:23
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answered by pixie 4
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