A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-03-15 02:44:31 · 11 answers · asked by R L 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats true love right there, I mean he dealt with her, he didn't kill her, but he sure as hell didn't want to see her again after he finally outlived her.
2007-03-15 03:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man from this joke, his wife (still alive) and two other couples were having tea....
The first man turns to his wife and asks: "can I have the sugar, sugar?"
The second man, a texan, turns to his wife and asks: "can I have the honey, honey?"
So this guy, from the joke above, turns to his wife and asks: "can I have the tea, bag?"
2007-03-15 02:51:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is the conversation between a husband and his wife over dinner.
WOMAN: If I died, would you re-marry?
MAN: No, of course not.
WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?
MAN: Fine, I would re-marry.
WOMAN: I'm hurt....would you two sleep in our bed?
MAN: I guess so.
WOMAN: Would you replace pictures of me with pictures of her?
MAN: It seems like the right thing to do.
WOMAN: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.
WOMAN: .................
MAN: Crap.
2007-03-15 02:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by consolecrazedmonkey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny, i'm still laughing
2007-03-15 03:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by lockraven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, R L... I'm using that one!
2007-03-15 03:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by kevness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol real cool and funny i guess just like you
2007-03-15 02:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh! How loving can he be!
2007-03-15 03:11:16 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...
2007-03-15 02:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, nice one....made me chuckle!
2007-03-15 02:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 02:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by MomOf2Girls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋