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Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"

2007-03-15 02:42:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

ilmao . i loved it i give it a 10++++ . i will laugh all day about this one.

2007-03-15 03:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0 0

ethical and criminal regulations in the corporate international would properly be brutal whilst they are violated. that's thoroughly irrelevant to have those forms of discussions in the artwork place. that's no longer what he's being paid for. i might think of that any female of respectable upbringing and of respectable morals may well be indignant via such behaviour and from the place i'm sitting, he become in the incorrect. you're spectacular to experience disillusioned via his immaturity. the whole scenario looks to signify a blatant disrespect for women persons. sometime some guy is going to speak that way approximately this daughter and probably then the easy will come on for him. If he gets indignant with you approximately this, he's erroneous returned. He must be indignant with himself and this occasion is an probability for him to verify his lesson. Your 'selfishness' is thoroughly justified.

2016-11-25 21:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I think im gonna have to borrow this one, hope you dont mind. Because it isn't very often anything can make me giggle n the morning, and this was just way too funny. Keep putting out good ones please.

2007-03-15 02:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0 0

Ja, above the average and decent twist.

2007-03-15 02:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice!

2007-03-15 02:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Twigward 3 · 0 0

Made me chuckle, thanks
Worth a star!

2007-03-15 04:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh my god that was funny
Good One

2007-03-15 02:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 0 0

Man, i still cant stop laughing!!! thnx a lot for the laugh!!!

2007-03-15 02:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha know what your jokes are as cute as you lol

2007-03-15 02:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0 0

hahaha! that is so funny! the dad is clever though...

2007-03-15 10:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by the common cold 4 · 0 0

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