When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandad. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
An old married couple who have hated each other for years agree to try and do one good thing for each other before they die, so each agrees to buy the other's tombstone. Of course the bitterness creeps back in so when it comes to the unveiling the old boy cracks up laughing when he shows his wife her stone with the words "Here lies Hilda, cold as ever" engraved on it.
Hilda smiles as she unveils hers to reveal" Her lies Albert, stiff at last".
My mother in law said to me " I hope you die before me because I will dance on your grave". I said "So do I because I'm getting buried at sea".
they had a real problem getting the world champion hokey pokey into his coffin when he died. Every time they put his left leg in it popped out again.
2007-03-15 02:30:02 · 16 answers · asked by fatles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The last one should have read "the world hokey pokey champion".
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2007-03-15 02:41:26 · update #1
hahaha real funny laughing out loud and yes it is dead funny
2007-03-15 02:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-15 02:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes a big 10/10 for each joke,nice ones, made me chuckle on an other wise dull grey day,cheers.and it's p'ing down again,
2007-03-15 02:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean the hokey kokey,you put your left leg in you left leg out in out in out and shake it all about?
2007-03-16 11:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-15 02:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya,agree with ya, but what does the last one mean??
2007-03-15 02:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bravo haha
2007-03-15 03:19:07 · answer #7 · answered by hobbiegirl@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-15 02:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only bloody brilliant mate.
2007-03-15 02:38:57 · answer #9 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha loved them all
2007-03-15 02:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋