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I ******* hate it when they try and push their crazy ideas into your head, can't they accept the fact that some people (the good guys) are right in believing in evolution? I mean, how can someone believe that "god" created two people in the begining of time? Doesn't that mean we are all related and the human race is just a huge incest group? There are so many loop holes in the bible it just doesn't make sense and whenever asking a christian any questions about it they give you some ****** up excuse about god, it all a bunch of bs. Don't say I'm going to hell because it doesn't exist. I hope you all realise that when you die, oh wait you won't be able to because you will be rotting in the ground. Jesus? Whats with this guy, yeah maybe he was a real person, maybe. But healing powers and walking across water? Give me a break. Answer me this, how come, if jesus is some magic man, we haven't had the arrival of jesus? What is he waiting for? Also, the bible has been changed so much.

2007-03-15 02:26:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

There are a few questions in there... ANSWER!!! I use whatever language I want so stfu.

2007-03-15 02:36:55 · update #1

Dr. Linder? I'm just so pissed right now, usually I hold it in but today this guy was trying to give a free bible and it just pushed me over.

2007-03-15 02:38:32 · update #2

Thats another thing, if christians can't answer questions they insult you... tsk tsk tsk.

2007-03-15 02:39:25 · update #3

How does evolution explain origins of man? How do two animals happen to mutate, be able to pass the mutation on, and just happen to be sexually compatible anyway?

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I'm telling you, it makes more sense... I"M A BELIEVER!!!

2007-03-15 02:43:27 · update #4

19 answers

The "mom" in me is about to answer you.

Let your anger go. It's not worth your time and effort.

Adam and Eve? A creation myth. Pure and simple.

Jesus? A man with some great ideas. Not god.

Want Christians to stop harassing you? Scare the "f" out of them and they will not bother you again. Here's a great story to prove my point...

A friend of mine, a Third Degree Wiccan High Priestess, was being bothered by JWs constantly coming to her door to proselytize their beliefs. One day, a group came to her door and before she closed it on them, one said, "We'd like to talk to you about religion." Deciding to take the cue...she said..."I'd love to talk to you about religion! Please. Do come inside!"

She immediately took them to her Wiccan altar and began explaining the meaning of everything. As she did so, their eyes got wider and wider until they finally excused themselves and left as quickly as they possibly could. They were scared to death. Result?

She was never bothered again.

Consequently, my advice to you is find a way to scare the "f" out of them and very quickly you will be left alone.

2007-03-15 02:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0 2

Hey, easy there, big fella. I find that it takes less faith to believe in creationism than it does to believe in evolution. You know, the big boys of science are finding it more and more difficult to believe in. From what I hear, the only ones really pushing it are the wannabe's, you know , the "those who cannot do, teach" crowd. and about Jesus, if anybody could walk on water or heal with a word or touch, what would make His doing it so special. Sounds like you've been whipped into a God-hating fury.

2007-03-15 03:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by W J 3 · 0 0

Your question will be answer on Judgment day. When Jesus will judge all people living and dead. Believing in evolution will not get you into heaven.And yes hell does exist.And you are so wrong the Bible has not been changed. The Bible is God's Word. And God created everything.We are living in the last days.

2007-03-15 02:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by josie 4 · 1 0

Yes the Bible has been changed so much and God said he who changes it shall burn in the lake of fire. I don't profess to know all the questions you are asking but the key to believing is faith. I don't have to see to believe. I just know. I don't know when Jesus is coming, no one knows the time or the hour. Faith is like the bird that sings knowing the sun will rise. You sound very angry. I hope you find peace.

2007-03-15 02:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Addressing the "two people in the beginning" point.

How does evolution explain origins of man? How do two animals happen to mutate, be able to pass the mutation on, and just happen to be sexually compatible anyway?

And the rest of your inane babble is actually predicted in the Bible you so adamantly deny has any truth in it.

Enjoy your day.

2007-03-15 02:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 1 1

Just wanted to give my 2c worth. I'm a Christian. You may think it strange, but I find it easier than believing in chance. I believe in evolution; but not the evolution that causes a single molecule evolve into all matter, seen and unseen. I find, in my research, that there seems to be more loopholes in the non-creation theory. I also think that whichever way a person believes while researching biases the outlook on the research. That goes for me and for you. Thanks, that was a good question.

2007-03-15 03:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by Michael L 1 · 0 0

Your THIS mad because someone tried to give you a free bible? Dude you have issues! and then to spit out all this crap about Christians not accepting the fact that people have different beliefs and at the same time insulting their beliefs, what the hell is that? oh yeah! its called hypocrisy. if you want people to take you seriously: calm down and try not speaking out of both sides of your mouth at the same time

2007-03-15 04:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by Alley C 3 · 0 0

I regret that I am able to give you the specific verse at this time but I can respond to one question you asked which is why hasn't Jesus returned yet?
I recall reading that He is not like other people who when they are slow in fulfilling a promise are just dragging their feet, but rather He is waiting for all those who want to belong to join Him. It is like God is holding the door open while all who will are hurrying in to safety.

2007-03-15 02:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by thankyou "iana" 6 · 0 0

arent you being just as rude and crazy as the christians you dispise right now by forcing your beliefs in such a vulgar manner? You're no better than that which you despise.

I won't waste my time providing inteligent answers to ignorant questions.

Take a chill pill and come back when you've calmed down and ask your questions again without the attitude. I'm happy to provide my personal input, but I dont do the bad attitude thing.

2007-03-15 02:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Linder 4 · 6 0

I'm really sorry that you've had a bad experience with Christians in the past. Please know that we're not all like that.

In the off-chance that you do decide to read the Bible for yourself, read the NRSV. It is the closest to the original Hebrew/Greek, and is the least changed of the versions.

2007-03-15 02:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 0 0

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