He became very depressed because
he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms.
One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the sidewalk below skipping along whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and noticed this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly, useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he now knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms.
2007-03-15 02:26:10 · 27 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels
again. He asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"
He said "I'm NOT happy; my @ss itches."
2007-03-15 02:27:35 · update #1
Lol...Good one x
2007-03-15 02:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lord works in mysterious ways.He's there just when you need him the most and sends Angels to protect us.I am handicapped and have been since birth.The surgery's Ive had over the yrs. have hidden it for me.So you cant really tell anymore.My favorite saying is no matter how bad you think you have it someone else has it 10 times worse.And my other r favorite saying is when the going gets tough the tough get going.Never give up by showing you're weaknesses.
2007-03-15 09:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by mygrandparentsrthebestintheworld 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-15 09:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would be better off with only one leg and get in a butt kicking contest.
2007-03-15 09:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..that's made me laugh out loud - you don't know whether to or not, cos you feel a bit mean (I did, regardless but I feel a bit cruel) Good one!
2007-03-15 09:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by viv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaah real funny laughing out loud
2007-03-15 09:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one armed man should scratch it for him
2007-03-15 09:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite possible the worst joke in the history of joke telling.
2007-03-15 09:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by pinkbishie 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats funny.
if he was a decent bloke he should of scratched it for him!!
xxx
2007-03-15 11:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice story :)
2007-03-15 09:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by Chickeneta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋