What has 90 balls and screws little old ladies?
Bingo.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'I told you he was stupid'
2007-03-15 02:07:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Bingo one tore me up! LMAO...i just spit coffee all over myself...
2007-03-15 02:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's funny. I guess you would like the Bill gates joke:
One day Bill dies in a car accident. Bill visits God for final judgment. God says "Bill, since you have helped many people to make their life easier with your computer programs. As a special case, i will let you choose between Heaven and Hell"
Bill is surprised, he is confused on what to choose, his windows skills is not helping him here to choose the right one. So God says "allrite, i will take you around". First they visit hell, in hell Bill sees a beautiful beach with people, women and so much fun. He is excited. Then God takes him to Heaven there Bill sees angels singing praises to God. He gets bored of it and says "God, i would love to choose Hell".
God says "OK. As you wish". After a few days, God visits Bill in hell to confirm that he is all fine there. Bill is crying for help in the hot flames. God asks "Are you fine here?". Bill replies "This isnt the hell i saw when i visited? I saw a beach with Women and stuff where did they go?" God said " Oh my dear child, you helped the world but you fooled your self, that was your Windows XP screen Saver!"
What would be bill thinking then?
2007-03-15 02:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by !şρÄЯķ! 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hi
lol, well thats funny!
chekc this out:
http://www.funny-games.biz/jokes/every-woman-wants.html
arevoir madam
2007-03-15 02:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by jam 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good liked the second funny x
2007-03-15 04:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-03-15 02:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by Mel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the bingo joke was fantastic
2007-03-15 02:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,so so funny.
well done,u get a star.*
xxx
2007-03-15 04:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call two spiders that just got married?
newlyWEBS
ahahahaahah
2007-03-15 02:10:25 · answer #8 · answered by chicken heads 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good "dinner time fun great"
2007-03-15 02:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep - quite funny.
2007-03-15 02:09:51 · answer #10 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋