A man and woman ate an apple in a Garden 6000 years ago. And today, 7,000,000,000 people have to go to Hell for it!
GET IT! GET IT!
Don't worry, nobody gets it.
Hermes
2007-03-15 01:39:27 · 10 answers · asked by Hermes Trismegistus 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
of course he has a sense of humor... he made the platypus didn't he??
2007-03-15 01:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by nease174 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How approximately 2 Timothy 3:3-4 the place He calls ex-Believers/Christians (people who pass away to stick to Humanism/Atheism) fable followers? it fairly is a huge play on words because of the fact Atheists like to call believers as fable followers. Already 2000 years in the past God warned us of this cutting-edge upward push in Atheism we see at present, and He even instructed us that a lot of them could earlier be believers. For extra analyzing I recommend Psalm 14 and fifty 3, Romans a million:18-32, 2 Peter 3:3-10, 2 Timothy 4:3-4, Jude a million:17-19. He does the comparable in Psalm eighty 3 warning that he will wreck Islam and interior the top they are going to comprehend that he's in reality the main severe, which back is a play on words because of the fact Muslims like to shout "Allahu Akbar" meaning Allah is the superb.
2016-12-19 05:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody said God doesn't have a sense of humor. It is just assumed by people who have never thought much about it.
Also, the fruit wasn't an apple, it was some other kind of fruit. It's just a pity God didn't cover it with spikes.
2007-03-15 01:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ory O Oreo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear ,
there is hundreds of planets like earth with human-like creatures , and all ate from the same tree !!!
and ... it was not an apple :)
2007-03-15 01:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by X Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your facts straight, 7 bil people do not have to go to hell for the sin Adam and Eve committed. Thats where Jesus came in!! he changed the future by sacrificing himself for the 7bil "Sinners" if people do not accept Jesus as their savior thats when they go to hell!
2007-03-15 01:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jokes on you. satan has decieved you and hes laughing at you. HaHa he says I got another fish on the line reeling him in.
2007-03-15 01:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God does have a sense of humor....
He saved me!
2007-03-15 01:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he came up with a joke book the bible
2007-03-15 01:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE ****
2007-03-15 01:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffadelic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, thanks Adam and Eve. . .
2007-03-15 12:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by StormyC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋