A priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the co ck was missing. He knew about the co ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a co ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a co ck that Doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really mean is, has anybody seen MY co ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
2007-03-15 01:32:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AWESOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100/100!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 01:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i have to say that was a good one i'll have to ell my husband that one tonight when he calls from work
2007-03-15 08:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by country-girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-15 09:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
notbad
2007-03-15 08:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god. that was HISTERICAL. HA. that is very original. good job.
2007-03-15 08:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by May E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha... too funny!!!
2007-03-15 09:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-03-15 12:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋