One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet.
Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is.
John shows him and says to him "Inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don't press the third one."
Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sitting on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the second button. Dryers appear and dry his privates.
He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it.
The next thing Mark sees is John staring at him....."What happened?" Mark asks shakily.
"Well you pressed the third button and now you're in hospital."
"Why do my b@!!'s hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously
John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover."
2007-03-15 01:27:34 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch!! lol.
typical bloke,never listens!!!
xxx
2007-03-15 04:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha
2007-03-15 02:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one ages ago, but I wanted to read it again, as I like it so much. Finally my search for the Grail is over. Thank you!
It is a great joke!
2007-03-15 04:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to write that the bottom fell out of your joke, but it didn't.
Very funny.
He really should have listened and deserved a 'kick up the backside' but maybe not quite as cruel...lololol.
2007-03-15 01:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! as usual....up to your usual standard. Ouch!!!
2007-03-15 03:19:14 · answer #5 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-15 11:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny I do hate these modern gadgets
2007-03-15 08:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men never listen....lol
2007-03-15 01:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh painful
2007-03-15 02:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly not funny this one dont mind.
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2007-03-15 04:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋