One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
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>>God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
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>>So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
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>>God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good because
>>He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
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>>Do you know what the email said?
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>>Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.
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2007-03-15 01:19:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is really some of the "cardinal's" light work. Seek and ye shall find....
2007-03-15 01:50:43 · update #1
lmao . i got one . he asked why i wasnt telling more people about him and getting them to behave better for him. lol
2007-03-15 03:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-03-15 08:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was one of the lucky ones and here is what he said.
What wrong with you everyone else is having fun.
2007-03-15 08:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflol
2007-03-15 08:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by clairvoyance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, when u figure it out please let us in on the answer!
2007-03-15 08:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by OSIE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good.^
2007-03-15 09:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-15 08:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋