I thought that would get you attention. Now, My toilet won't flush. Any ideas on how to fix it?
2007-03-15 01:19:12 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sorry but I do not go for the busty sort, I prefer a woman who does not need to wear a bra.
Now to the problem.
1. Remove the cistern lid and check that the hook connecting the flush arm to the syphon is still intact.
2. If the mechanism is working, the problem is almost certainly the syphon diaphragm. This is a piece of polythene inside the syphon that yields to let water in and remains in place to flush.
3. If your cistern does not sit directly on the pan, it can be drained and the diaphragm replaced. You will need to remove the syphon to determine the type of diaphragm. I normally replace the entire syphon as these are only about £10.00.
4. If your cistern sits on the WC pan, it is close coupled and the cistern must be removed to release the syphon retaining nut. This is a much harder job and requires moderate strength. If you do attempt this, a replacement plate, bolts and doughnut washer will probably be required.
Good Luck
2007-03-15 01:56:58 · answer #1 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this could be anything. and why is this in the singles and dating, when it is a houshold problem.
seriously if your toilet will not flush this could be a number of things. you should take the top off the toilet water tank. now take a look see if there is water in the tank. if there is then check the plunger arm see if there is any problems such as lose or missing screws that are causing the plunger not to flush your loo.
if all else fails just play until you get it to work. if you fell unhappy to do it yourself you should take out a mortgage on your home then call the plumber.
if you are blonde attractive and busty you will either be expected to pay over the odds for the parts and labour hence the mortgage. or worse pay in kind (if you follow).
either way good luck. and thanks for making me smile thinking about a busty blonde acting as a plumber!
2007-03-15 01:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. Where I come from most men actually prefer girls with dark hair and even those who do find blonde, busty girls attractive admit that they are far more likely to be the easy lay rather then the worshipped girlfriend purely because these girls are more used to getting male attention so tend to be shallower (before anybody bites my head off I of course accept that there are exceptions!).
2016-03-28 23:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the tank is full of water, then it's the chain. You're gonna have to get your rubber gloves and reach in there and fish the chain out. From here it should be pretty obvious, you just rehook the chain to the bar that leads to the handle outside.
Tada!
Next: brainsurgery....
2007-03-15 03:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by melissathms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-15 01:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by elofatman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lift the lid off your cistern and check that the ball mechanism is connected up, it should just hook on..... Its easy to spot and is a common problem
2007-03-15 01:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like it's not just your toilet thats full of cr*p
lol
on a serious note try a plumber, or yell.com
2007-03-15 01:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Told you before, its not a good place to get rid of the bodies.
2007-03-15 01:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL!! n1 bbz.
dno how 2 fix toilets but i bet u need me!
2007-03-15 02:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kiro L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It may be that your drains are blocked.
Call me & I will give your pipes a good rodding & a blow through.
2007-03-15 01:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋