An elderly gent. goes to his G.P. for a check up.
A few weeks later the G.P. sees him in the high street with a
gorgeous busty young blonde on his arm.
"You're really doing well, aren't you" remarked the G.P.
"Just doing what you said doctor,' replied the elderly gent
'Get a hot mama and be cheerful."
"No." replied the G.P.."I said you've got a heart murmur, be careful."
2007-03-15 00:59:10 · 14 answers · asked by johnboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's good
2007-03-15 01:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here,s another oldie,fella takes his new friend to the local pub and says to the landlord 2 pints of bitter please donkey! They sit and drink then his friend goes to the bar for the refills and says to the landlord same again please! By the way why did my mate call you donkey the landlord says Hee haw hee haw hee always calls me that !1 lol
2007-03-15 01:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by pcstupid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be a ninety year old one, but i've never heard it before, and it's pretty funny!!! LóL =))
2007-03-15 01:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaa thats funni i like it good one mate
2007-03-15 01:53:28 · answer #4 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least he's having a good time
2007-03-15 02:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Still funny x
2007-03-15 01:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like that one too, you should do stand up. lol
2007-03-16 02:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by CazW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! Thats well funny!! ;-D
2007-03-15 01:04:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice; just wait in a few seconds he's going to keel over and the blonde will get all of his money......wait doesnt that sound familliar....Anna Nicole!!....that's were i was going!
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-03-15 01:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Cori 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Ha ha...
2007-03-15 02:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋