lets just have some fun guys.just want to know what you have heard or know regarding pickup lines.
2007-03-15 00:51:28 · 17 answers · asked by strezz_up 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....well F%*&* me if your name's not Gertrude.
2007-03-15 01:24:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tsotsi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That outfit would look really good in a crumpled heap on my floor tomorrow morning.
Is that a ladder in your stocking or the stairway to heaven?
Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2007-03-15 01:15:20 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from tennessee? reason your the only 10 i see. are you a library card? reason i'm checkin you out are you fortunate charms? reason your magically scrumptious are you a magician? reason whilst your in the room you're making each and every person else disappear. in the journey that your precise leg is easter, and your left leg is thanksgiving, am i able to circulate to you in between the holiday trips?
2016-10-02 04:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by condom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me???
2007-03-15 01:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a photographer. Let's go to a dark room and see what develops.
2007-03-15 01:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy asked me once if I knew what it felt like to have to use the bathroom really bad. I said yes. He pushed his crotch to me and asked me to check and see if he had to go..
2007-03-15 01:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You remind me of Lucky charms.....Cuz you are magically delicious.
You remind me of a parking ticket.....Cuz you have fine written all over you.
Do you know karate?....Cuz you're body is kickin'
2007-03-15 01:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a bloke come up to me throw ice on the floor, step on it and say " now that we've broken the ice" i thought it was cute though
2007-03-15 00:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by bobbi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
bb..b..black cat what are you trying to say MAn!
i always get chicks comming up to in the most rural places saying "oh My GOd its yOu i cant Belive THis" and i'm like who is this freak...
2007-03-15 01:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by dave_6064 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a stranger in town, can you give me directions to your house?
2007-03-15 01:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"how yoooouuuuu doin" (said just like joey off of the show friends....he thought he was cool)
2007-03-15 00:53:59 · answer #11 · answered by jenivive 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋