RATED PG
Once upon a time,in a far-away land,a Sultan was having tragic thoughts.
He was once a great animal trainer who could make any animal obey him..Untill the day a friend gave him a white elephant.Now,no matter how hard he tried, the big beast wouldn't sit down. He tried everything he knew, to no avail. Finally, he sent for all the greatest men to make the elephant sit. Whoever would succeed would be his heir, and the husband of his daughter.
A Strongman came...He wrestled the beast... He was thrown to the ground!!!
A Prince came...He smoked a big cigar to make the elephant dizzy,,,He went home with lung cancer.
Then, a farmer came! He stepped up to the beast and whispered something...suddenly, the elephant sat down with a mighty THUD!!!
Surprised, the sultan asked him what he told the elephant...
The farmer replied, "Well, sire, I simply told him that if he didn't sit down, I'd kick him in the nuts!!!"
To those that hate jokes, tell me why you read this.
2007-03-15 00:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice joke, but i think the winner will take the protest from animal protection associations.Thanks, you made me laugh :))
2007-03-15 00:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Gersin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't hate jokes at all, I just pity people like you, who think that this is a joke.
2007-03-15 00:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who cud hate a joke like this one??Its cool.
2007-03-15 01:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by raza5sa 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like jokes, I'm just waiting until you tell me one, because this one definitely doesn't qualify
2007-03-15 00:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
thanks for a good way to start the day
2007-03-15 00:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO awesome joke
2007-03-15 00:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol..that is really funny!!! You should submit it to the Comedy Network!! No joke...
2007-03-15 00:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-15 00:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha...
2007-03-15 02:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, no sorry not very good
2007-03-15 00:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋