WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = Maybe
4. I am hungry = I am hungry
5. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
6. I am thirsty = I need a beer
7. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
8. I love you = Let's have sex now
9. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
10. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question?
11. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
16. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
17. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
18. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
2007-03-15 00:34:52 · 30 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny, and so true...lol
2007-03-15 00:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-03-15 02:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good ,I was bored & I am still bored= & add number 12&14
2007-03-15 02:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by rlndmaths 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup, an oldie but a goodie! 10/10!!
2007-03-15 00:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seen this a few times before, But yes it is quite funny.
2007-03-15 00:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Bloody brilliant!!!
its all true,i've said a few of those myself lol.
xxx
2007-03-15 03:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just about sums it up. lmao 10/10.
2007-03-15 00:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It sure is true...
hehehe
it got a smile on ma face though....
Thanx!!
2007-03-15 00:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Red Chilli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stereotype humour ceased to be funny a long time ago, at least among non-americans and non-drunkards.
Admittedly it does highlight quite clearly that I need to remove myself from both genders entirely to a position where I won't automatically be stereotyped incorrectly. To be a victim of the female assumption that men all think about sex constantly is not a fun thing.
Anyhow, I enjoyed ruining your joke. ^_^
2007-03-15 00:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Nihilist Templar 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
thats very good x have a star
2007-03-15 01:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋