He said. . . I don´t know why you wear a br@; you´ve got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don´t you? He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I´ve wanted to make love to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded! He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That´s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f@rt! He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . . Why don´t you tell me when you have an 0rg@sm? She said . . . I would but you´re never there.
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2007-03-15
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