After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she replied, "That´s me before the operation."
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good joke or lame joke???? :D
2007-03-15 00:04:03 · 21 answers · asked by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heheheheeh...taht's hilarious!!! 9/10
2007-03-15 00:07:12 · answer #1 · answered by help please? =P 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Oh my goodness! That one is so funny and shocking at the same time!!!
2007-03-15 01:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best, but I have heard it before
2007-03-16 11:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by bren_elvis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GIve you a thumbs up
2007-03-17 05:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Shopping Gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol7/10
2007-03-17 00:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by a s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle
2007-03-15 00:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by gandhi1078 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-15 01:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it still made me chuckle- poor guy!!!!!
2007-03-15 00:09:18 · answer #8 · answered by moonlight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahhahaha great hah im still laughing 4.5 stars great
2007-03-15 14:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by seamuslintelman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2007-03-16 08:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋