A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"
"I want number 69" she replies.
"You want beef with broccoli?"
2007-03-14 22:49:45 · 25 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
And I don't think it's racist! It shows that Chinese people are very hard working people... even when they are suppose to think about having fun.
Very funny!
2007-03-14 23:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at the start this question is an attempt at mendacity to degrade Christians yet authentic Christianity is a faith of the spirit together as Muslims have the expectancy of sexual intercourse with Houris (females and Ghilman(boys). not except Sura fifty two:24 of the Qu 'ran is mendacity? the expectancy of intercourse interior the afterlife no count if with females or booty b***ing boys is a want of the flesh which makes Islam a faith of the flesh. in actual actuality there for even you to work out. once you will desire to make up a misinform degrade somebody or something it proves which you recognize this is greater advantageous to you.
2016-12-18 14:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by donenfeld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lokis likes 12./10 and a star
2007-03-14 22:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's corny..but worth a smile.
2007-03-14 22:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-03-15 01:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh and hungry in one go!
2007-03-14 22:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by silent1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny.
2007-03-14 22:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jay S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing me head off ,brill
2007-03-15 02:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-14 22:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, hahahahaha, funny
2007-03-14 23:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋