Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
2007-03-14 21:44:32 · 6 answers · asked by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well that was weird.... The some of the lyrics are seriously majorly off the point "He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines"
Who created this song...
My church has much better songs than this..
2007-03-14 21:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by big_swords 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it mischaracterizes Jesus; has some absolutely false statements, like could have told the futue; and is contrary to scripture, historical facts, and reason.
It demonstrates more contempt for Jesus than praise, and does not lend itself to any musical accompaniment due to it's inconsistant meter.
I think if you were to attend a Christian church for about a year, read the bible, attended bible studies, and obtained a true understanding of Jesus, you would be much better suited to write a new song that would be joyful and uplifting to Christians.
2007-03-15 04:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by danny_boy_jones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
It is sarcastic and very poor of you to slap Christians with this.
2007-03-15 05:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by the old dog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I MEAN ITS GOOD BC ITS UPPIN jESUS BUT IF I REALLY HEARD U SING THAT AT MY CHURCH ID THINK YOU HAD SOME ISSUES
2007-03-15 04:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by nino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dig it
i dig it.
2007-03-15 05:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by lb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely not............
2007-03-15 04:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by faiza_t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋