Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund for myself".
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good grief! It wasn't that creased in the shop".
His funeral is this Thursday.
2007-03-14 21:13:53 · 29 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao hahahahahaha!!!!!!
may his soul rest in pieces
good joke buddy
2007-03-14 21:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 03:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by marolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha * great one!..
I loved that.. Heard many somewhat like that, but that one takes the whole d@mn cake!..
I'd return it an get the money too, buy something kinky, an more fun.. Not much fun to something that is just plain out see through.. Lol..
2007-03-14 21:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Very funny...
But... I have to say, as i did in answer to one of your questions a few months ago "What Women Want" That goes on the list too....
We want a man to see past the wrinkles (not that i have any yet, thank god!!) and still see us as the girl in her 20s who he fell in love with...
I think, in fact know... It'd be a saucepan over the head if my man ever said that to me!!;)
2007-03-15 07:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-03-14 21:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Thats funny!
2007-03-14 21:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes 10/10
2007-03-14 22:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-14 21:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, brilliant. A man after my own heart
2007-03-14 21:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! That is FREAKIN hilarious! 10 out of 10!
I am borrowing that joke.
2007-03-14 21:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋