What are the WORST pick up lines you've heard?

Question

I was just talking on the phone to one of my friends and she told me about a pick up line that got used on her at a party I had last Saturday. He actually said, "Haha, the more I drink the prettier you get." No joke. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to know some of the worst ones you all know, and if you've ever actually heard them in real life.

Answer 1

Wow, your pants must be made out of mirrors, I can see myself in them......

Answer 2

Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map?
I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Her: No. Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Answer 3

you're as especially as a single rose in a valley of lily's are you able to stand up before interior the morning? The sunlight does not upward thrust until you arise. Take your %. that's worst/suited.

Answer 4

all pick up lines are the worst. I still like to hear them though. Im a big fan of the old cheesy ones like "Are you tired; cuz you been running through my mind all night" or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cuz you must be an angel" Your friends was pretty awesome though.

Answer 5

hmm i havent hit the bar scene yet so i havent had any used on me..but heres some i have heard that are pretty lame

(check the tag of their shirt) "just as i thought, made in heaven"

i may not be a flinstone, but i can sure make ur bedrock.

did it hurt? when u fell from heaven?

i lost my number, can i have urs?

you get the point haha.. have a good one:)

Answer 6

Worst pick up lines .....

"You’re No Parking right? Just trying to guess your sign."

"Excuse me, see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute?"

"Hey, nice legs. When do they open?"

Hey...do you smell something? Either I crapped my pants or you're hot as ****.

"Hi, would you like to dance? No? You must’ve misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants."

Hey are your feet tired? Well they should be, cause you kept running through my dreams last night.

"is my artificial eye in straight?"


ENJOY

Answer 7

I was at a social singles club and walked up to the bar to get a drink, the man sitting there turned and looked at me. He smiled and asked me if his luck had just changed.

My reply was simply, NO!

And I turned and left. I laughed for hours about it and still think its funny.

Answer 8

Guy I worked with walks up to these two women talking in a bar. He looks at one and holds out both arms wrists up and down near either side of his crotch. He then asks one of them which vein do i have to cut to get you to go home with me tonight. She replies the one on your dick, and he smiled and said I sure hope your a vampire.
-NmD!

Answer 9

I still think this has got to be one of the sadder pickup lines - Are you tired? You should be, you've been running through my thoughts all evening.

Answer 10

The worst I heard is, "Haven't we met before?"

The sharp woman responds that she was the Assistant DA who got you remanded without bail for molesting a 12-year old boy.

Answer 11

This one was the worst because it was not complicated. It was "so, do you want to come home with me" and it was the best because it worked! LOL