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Little Bob and little Suzy are playing on a rain puddle, totally naked. Suzy then points to Bob's "whangdoodle" then asks, "Hey, Bob! What's that thing?"
Bob replies, "It's my favorite toy!"
Suzy asked if she could borrow it for a few minutes.
Shocked, Bob blurted out, "NO WAY!!! LOOK AT YOURS, YOU BROKE YOURS OFF ALREADY!!!"
To all people who dislike green jokes, I'm sorry.
To those who don't like jokes, why did you read it?
2007-03-14 20:18:47 · 17 answers · asked by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-15 00:06:23 · update #1
gamer,u r a murderer,i'll die laffin' & u r responsible......
i'll rate it = 99/10 = 9& 9/10
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2007-03-14 22:59:38 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
intresting. waha lolz. a guy runs into his abode and says to his spouse, “Honey, I purely gained the lottery! p.c.. your bags!” His spouse replies, “p.c.. my bags? For the coastline or for the mountains?” The husband says, “I don’t care! p.c.. your bags and get the hell Outta my abode!” what you think of of my jok right this is yet another one decide: you're charged with throwing your companion's mom out of your fourth-tale window. Banta: I did it with out questioning, your Honor.decide: Thats no excuse! Don’t you notice how risky it might have been for every physique passing by using on the time?
2016-12-18 14:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by donenfeld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. It got a good chuckle out of me.
8.8 out of 10.
And good point. If you don't like jokes, why are you reading them. For that, 10 out of 10.
2007-03-14 21:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's omfg hilarious!
lol, i didn't even know that these were called green jokes, lol.
here's another one, this dude just got out of the bathroom and this girl's all the cucumber has left the salad and he's all you need money? are you saying you wanna go to lunch? do you need me to lend you money? and she just stands there then she says, "You're zipper's down" lol, lending money, riiiiigggggghttttt.
2007-03-14 20:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke....
Its nice to hear about d i c k 's without any vulgarity attached to it...
U asked us to rate I rate it at 7/10
2007-03-14 21:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha * I've heard that'n before, very cute, an funny..
Gave me a much needed chuckle.. thanks..
And I agree, I've gotten some rude comments on some jokes posted, if they don't like jokes, why say something mean, just don't read them I say..
2007-03-14 21:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a cute joke.
2007-03-14 20:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by damarony896 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a funny joke
2007-03-14 20:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! haha! funny! super totally funny
2007-03-14 20:30:22 · answer #9 · answered by vrules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-14 22:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by heartiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids.... so naive.... your joke's cute and great!
2007-03-14 20:58:28 · answer #11 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋