Question: What the littlest mole?
Answer: S-mole.
duh!
whatever!
2007-03-14 19:34:20 · 10 answers · asked by michael e 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have this for the day
Who is the smarter sex?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police
2007-03-14 21:11:16 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My eyelids were heavy before I reach this page. But after reading you joke, I opened my eyes wide to take a second look. Indeed, S-mole is very tiny.
2007-03-15 04:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that's not funny...
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
at least mine is funny, though very lame... :)
2007-03-15 02:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
2007-03-15 02:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not the joke of the day but the most retarded joke of the day....haha.....!!!
2007-03-15 02:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2007-03-15 03:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by Melindaaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-03-15 02:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must be a crappy day...
2007-03-15 02:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid
2007-03-15 02:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah ah ah ah duh!!!!
2007-03-15 02:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Lolipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋