Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.
When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other
and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?"
The other answered: "Yeah! It's probably because they have toys to play
with!"
2007-03-14 19:22:19 · 7 answers · asked by Dr. Angel Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"
2007-03-14 19:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
4 out of 10
2007-03-15 02:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Cassie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be funny but Im poor and a little bit short in the dong department even though Ive made an art form of playing with what I have.
2007-03-15 02:33:29 · answer #3 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's horrible. 0/100
2007-03-15 02:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i liked the joke above too
2007-03-15 04:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has ha ha true 10/10
2007-03-15 03:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lols, good one, only 8/10 though...
2007-03-15 02:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋