The following are true questions and answers from a graduate school science test:
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtiration makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. How can you delay milk from turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpet on the stairs.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says ‘good bye’ to boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Pre-mature death.
Q. What is a fibular?
A. A small lie.
Q. How are the body parts categorized? (E.g. Abdomen)
A. The body is categorized into three parts, brainium, borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels- A E I O and U.
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby.
2007-03-14 18:17:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl* now i know all the answers for the science test.
hahaha
thanx for sharing
2007-03-14 21:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! 10/10
2007-03-20 00:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to give smart *** answers like that too, especially when I knew I'd get an A anyway.
Q. How can you delay milk from turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Valid answer.
2007-03-15 01:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Vegan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I did something very similar back in middle school.
2007-03-15 01:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by kiddunker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats odd you say those are the true questions and answers
2007-03-15 01:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I know what I would have gotten if I had answered questions in that manner........oooo-eee!! LOL.
2007-03-19 11:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice Lol
2007-03-19 18:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever answers ^_^
they are partly true lol lol lolzzzzzz
2007-03-20 00:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha - thats realy good
2007-03-15 01:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by show man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... funny... flirtation may keep canoeists out...
2007-03-15 02:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋