best way to defuse alpha male?

Question

I usually pretend we're cool, then when he's not expecting it, go for the scissor sweep + heel hook combo.a la chonan vs. silva

Answer 1

throw cold water on them

Answer 2

Basically ignore him. Egomanical people thrive on attention. Not giving it to them will hurt a hell of a lot more than Chonan kicks ever could.

Answer 3

Grab them by the shoulders, sweep your hands up to their neck, while you raise your leg. Then a quick knee to the crotch. As your knee comes down, kick them on the side of their knee, with your foot kicking outwards. Then bring your foot down on the top of their foot, going towards the outside of the foot. As their knees buckle from the pain, drop your torso down on their thigh with the full force of all of your weight. Once they're on the ground, get up, and, without warning, jump down on them knees first, with the full force of your weight, so your knees land on their stomach area - between the rib cage and the waistline. Then straddle them with one leg on either side and punch them in the face until they pass out.

That will take about 2 minutes, and they'll be visiting doctors for the next 2 years!!!!

Answer 4

Smile as you best him at whatever game he prides himself in. Then before violence escalates... smile at the witnesses and walk away.

You'll never have to lay eyes on him again.

Word will spread without your interference and your silence will prove your humble grace. Furthering the spread of the word... etc etc. ;)

Answer 5

Rudolph....Rudolph....hey buddy wake up...wake up man!
There...you ok now buddy?
Boy that must have been some dream you were having!
Why just seconds ago you were sleep walking and then for some reason began throwing sissy kicks at the cat's scratching post.
Say...you ok little buddy?

Answer 6

I spray any type of wood scented deodorizer into the room; it interferes with the pheromones.

Answer 7

Looser. Heel hook???