Funny answers expected
2007-03-14 17:24:30 · 11 answers · asked by Sonia S 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
The person nomiated/appointed by my wife will be the president of my house
2007-03-14 19:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have 2 dogs, one is the president the other is the vice president. We are nothing more than their loyal servants, graced with their generosity to let us sleep here and eat whatever we like. So long as we are ready to take them for their walks, feed and bath them and give them all the treats they can eat.
I know you expect funny answers but unfortunately this is true.
2007-03-14 17:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by sharpeilvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the president of my house and the first lady. I get the job done through the grace of God. I wear the pants and the skirt. I don't know what that punk sleeping on my couch is here for other than snoring and disturbing me and my dog. That's why he gets a daily cuss out until he realises that their isn't a congress in my Black House. He better learn it is trill in 07'.
2007-03-14 17:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by mackdingy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible says the man is the head of the household, and the wife should be submissive to her husband. There is no president.
2007-03-14 18:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by dineyb68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son rules the house! Where else do you have a driver, maid service, cleaning service, and an on call chef for free?
2007-03-14 17:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by BigWashSr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a kingdom, and we are ruled by the Cat.
2007-03-14 17:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by kel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one who pays the bills of course!!! Me!!!!
2007-03-14 17:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by kttmfr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no president in my home.
i am a dictator!!!
my way or the highway!!!
2007-03-14 17:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by KRIS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The checkbook......of course! Our savings acct. has a name too; Cheney, as in "DICK!!"
What DID YOU THINK? BILL & HILLARY?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-14 17:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by taybugg97 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIKE TO THINK
I AM
THEN.....
MY HUBBY
ENTERS
THE ROOM.....
GUESS I CAN'T BE
ANOTHER HILLARY
WANNABE
LOL...LOL
2007-03-14 17:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋