2007-03-14 16:41:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Bad Squirrel)))
2007-03-14 16:49:39 · update #1
Hey Zilla, the "What should I do Retard" title is taken already.
C'mon.....
2007-03-14 16:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by watcherd 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sweety. Your kitty has to be a long lost grandkitty of Muezza, Muhummad’s beloved kitty cat. You see, Muhammad had this beloved cat named Muezza and he learned patience from some mother-teacher called Muezza. By cutting off his sleeve rather than disturbing his sleeping friend when the Muezzin called him to prayer, he assured that all cats thereafter would be treated the same, as one would treat one's own mother. It's in his/her genes. It's nature not nurture and there's nothing you can do about it. Now you have the answer.
2007-03-15 00:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take to pieces of paper. On one write Christian, and on the other write Islam. Then see which one the cat approaches first. That will tell you if your cat is Muslim or Christian.
2007-03-14 23:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The cat is just trying to piss you off.
Dont worry til you see the turban wrapped around its head!
OR
you can take him to the humane society.
All the cats there are Christains....since every cat in there is he WILL convert or he will be ostricized
2007-03-14 23:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by lisa s 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful. The Cat is on the right track. Do nothing.!
2007-03-15 01:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Muslim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Refer him to the cult of Bast, the Egyptian Goddess of Cats. He'll be worshipped and pampered out of his furry little head. Why be a follower when you can be the one on the pedestal?
(Just know that if he dies first, YOU'RE gonna be entombed with him)
2007-03-15 00:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think all animals belong to God because they are not made in His image, meaning they do not know right from wrong. ..so the age of accountability does not apply to them. And after all, Christians and Muslims both believe in God of the Bible.
2007-03-14 23:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit your cat over the head with the bible and see what happens.
2007-03-14 23:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by Teenie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let your cat choose it's own path and attempt to go outside and get a life.
2007-03-14 23:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Feed him Angel Food Cake.
2007-03-14 23:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take him off Cat Chow. Cat Chow is the work of Satan.
2007-03-14 23:46:18 · answer #11 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋