A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, " Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.
2007-03-14 16:39:26 · 21 answers · asked by jhvnmt 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!! the best one ive heard!!! im emailing it to all my friends RIGHT NOW!!!!! (well @ least the brunette ones!!!!)
2007-03-14 16:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by sammieshizam614 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous! I even have one too.... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "hi! Wanna hear a blonde humorous tale?" The bar at contemporary turns into certainly quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "previously you tell that humorous tale, you may desire to recognize a few thing." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and that i'm a 6' tall, 2 hundred pound blond with a black belt in karate. what's greater, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 kilos, and he's a blond weight lifter." He maintains, "The fella on your perfect is blond, 6'5" and pushing 3 hundred kilos, and he's a wrestler. think of approximately it heavily, Mister. you nonetheless wanna tell that humorous tale?" The blind guy says, "Nah! no longer if i'm gonna could desire to describe it 5 circumstances."
2016-10-02 03:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or...A blonde decides to go ice fishing. As she starts chipping a hole in the ice she hears a voice from up above say "There are no fish under the ice." So she moves over 10 feet and starts chipping another hole. The voice comes back from above and says "There are no fish under the ice." So once again she moves over and starts chipping a third hole. The voice from above says " I said, there are no fish under the ice!." She looks up and asks "Are you God?" The voice replies " No, I'm the ice rink manager."
2007-03-14 16:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is good. What about this one?
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
the box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2007-03-14 16:43:15 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who let blonde women drive? I don't know but they are heavily backed up the automibile repairs association.
2007-03-14 16:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this one.
A blonde walks in to a drape store and asks for assistance.
The employee asked her what she needed.
She said that she need blinds for her computer.
The employee responds, "No such thing."
The blonde responds, "Hello, i have WINDOWS"
YESH! xD,
2007-03-14 16:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by Joey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't that funny. It's like that stupid blonde rowing a boat in a corn field joke. Although it is so stupid that it does make it funny.
2007-03-14 17:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by brooklyn152 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats good
2007-03-14 16:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by NuncProTunc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's good. I've never heard that one before, and it was genuinely funny!
2007-03-14 16:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, one of the best I've heard.
2007-03-14 16:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by kittymimm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋