A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2007-03-14 16:37:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMGOSH!!!! how can you beat that joke? LOL! that's probably the best joke I've ever heard! I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!
2007-03-14 16:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor poor widow
2007-03-15 00:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by THE Tsax07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got that in a e-mail about ten years ago. it is odd
2007-03-14 23:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Moonshadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between you and a bucket of ****?
the bucket.
2007-03-14 23:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by moonkissedwarrior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't beat it, but maybe one of the few thousand that posted that on here before can.
2007-03-14 23:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by Roberta Shelton. Pity my husband 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious!
2007-03-14 23:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by Maggy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo, i cant beat this joke. i will be laughing for days.
2007-03-14 23:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by hottie hot hot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy shi@t that seems pretty unbeatably you got me!
2007-03-14 23:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
still laughed again,,, good one!
2007-03-14 23:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by jhvnmt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant beat that knock knock
2007-03-15 00:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋