Libel is the source of all God's teachings.
He inspired me to write it as I said. Anyway, it starts off with how God created everything. It started with the great campfire. God roasted marshmallows over the great campfire and as little bits of moten burning marshmallows dropped, they formed the stars. The planets were made from heavenly gobstoppers, and he populated them with Gummi Bears, which evolved into everything you see today.
Concerning his main teachings, God sent his favourite pet, Rover, to earth. Rover was God's only dog, and he was sent to be a guide dog. To guide God's sheeply flock in the right direction. Unfortunately all the other bad religions were dog wardens and put him to sleep because he didn't have a collar. Rover died for us.
Now you can't say any of this is wrong. God inspired me to write Libel, and it is the word of God. All you have to do is read Libel if you don't believe. Fact.
Book 1, Paragraph 1,
"Read and ye shall find eternal truth"
2007-03-14 16:36:37 · 35 answers · asked by Libelism is the Way 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is quite possibly one of the funniest questions I have ever seen asked!
Lol....
Love the ironic humor dude... Love it!
2007-03-14 16:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by irishcharmer84 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would ur "God" just now give you a revelation of this now...this would mean everybody up to this point would be in the "Great Well of Pain." ur "God" is morally bad...
How can you know for sure that "God" is speaking to you? The Bible has been backed up by archaeology, accurate prophecies, scientific findings, and (other) non-biblical historians. The Bible is also very unique:
it was written by over 40 authors over thousands of years on different continents with different languages but when put together, it contains absolute harmony from beginning to end...
However, ur Libel has nothing backing it up...
http://www.holyspiritinteractive.net/youth/scientificfacts/default.asp
http://www.drdino.com
http://www.answersingenesis.org
http://www.100prophecies.org
http://www.christiananswers.net/archaeology/home.html
http://www.allaboutarchaeology.org/bible-archaeology.htm
http://www.needgod.com
2007-03-14 16:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by silverxdust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok no offense but you have some serious problems! The stars are marsh mellows? I earnestly believe that you have had an encounter with a demon, and it has inspired you to write this! It is a mockery of the Christian faith, one of the things that the devil does best! some dog died for us? If he died for us and ended there, what hope would we have. I can say you are wrong my friend, because you cannot just say it is fact because you wrote it. I cannot read some random book, and believe it because someone claims that it is God inspired. My friend you have no proof at all.
2007-03-14 16:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, your avatar looks a lot like Jesus (with a frown). Hmmmm.
Next, Just keep an open mind. God won't give up on you. Don't you give up until you are absolutely certain that you have dismissed every possible argument for the existence of a God.
www.leestrobel.com
2007-03-14 16:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by GoodGuy53 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you and God will have a lovely conversation about this on the Day of Judgment, when you stand before Him and give account for every idle word you've spoken.
He'll no doubt appreciate your wit and cleverness in mocking Him and His Word.
2007-03-14 16:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God inspired me to tell you you're wrong. He said He changed His mind because you strayed from the path He presented to you. But He knew that you would so that's why I was born all those years ago. To show you His path when you became lost, whether you knew you were lost or not. And He told me to tell you TO READ YOUR BIBLE.
And you can't say any of this is wrong...
2007-03-14 16:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by Vicious Wind Stalker 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would be very very scared for getting on the WWW and denouncing our LORD and SAVIOUR to all the world, not only does it show how shallow you are but you are completely out of the will of God and that my friend is the worse thing I would fear. To talk and walk with that attitude in these days and times as we know them. I fear daily of being out of the will of God and I pray everyday and renew my faith in him daily.
I will pray for you.
2007-03-14 16:45:37 · answer #7 · answered by Keli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liar,in Genesis in said god did not make animal until later and how would you know it was a dog if Adam named the animals after,even so why would God name a dog Rover.
2007-03-14 16:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by hi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is full of eye witness accounts of history, and it's not meant to be a science book. You seem like a very busy man.
2007-03-14 16:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by XCoSkiGirl1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May God forgave you
God Loves you to
Smile Jesus Loves you
2007-03-14 16:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by esther9364622 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 5:11-12
“Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven, for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you.
2007-03-14 16:40:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋